BARSTUD, FUGGIN TAXMAN: Yet again "the Man" has decided to stiff me. Apparently, only being in the country 4 months somehow lessens my entitlement to a tax rebate! How the hell am I gonna pay for that skidooing trip now? Huh?
Anyway this is a solitary grey cloud on what has otherwise been a pretty good week. On St. George's day, we had no less than 2 BBQ's, a trip to the beach, an ice cream from a real ice cream van and I handed over a fiver to Jade for a cheap thrill (gambling, the thrill was gambling). Everyone had a good time except Chris who wasn't there- he had to work. And Ian lost his camera. And Simon cut his foot in the Ocean. Most of us had a good time anyway.
Also, I bought a T-Shirt. It says "Pirate" on it and it has a skull and crossbones- I like it a lot. And I got my first birthday cards. It was Gavin's birthday last night. We went to a comedy club. We laughed- you know actually that fucking tax thing is still getting to me, I mean I work just as hard as any bloody Canadian, but for some reason I get screwed! This is just picking on the new guy! I mean Simon got more than he asked for! More! How is that fair? I spent hours filling in the form (because the Canadian taxman is just too busy to do it himself) only to find I get done out of $230 just because I haven't been here as long as most- it's a piss take it really is. And don't even get me started on the rest of the tax system. You know they don't include the taxes on price tags? When did that ever seem like a good idea? Who sat down and decided it would be better if they left the taxes off? And then there's the tip! Try and split a bar tab between seven people in your head, without counting the money in the middle more than once! Can't be done!
God, I'm so angry I could scream! But then I'm in a library, and we all know "the Man" doesn't like noise in the library. Well fuck it, just fuck it! AAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGG
GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHWWWWWWWWWWW
WWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
RR RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Anyway this is a solitary grey cloud on what has otherwise been a pretty good week. On St. George's day, we had no less than 2 BBQ's, a trip to the beach, an ice cream from a real ice cream van and I handed over a fiver to Jade for a cheap thrill (gambling, the thrill was gambling). Everyone had a good time except Chris who wasn't there- he had to work. And Ian lost his camera. And Simon cut his foot in the Ocean. Most of us had a good time anyway.
Also, I bought a T-Shirt. It says "Pirate" on it and it has a skull and crossbones- I like it a lot. And I got my first birthday cards. It was Gavin's birthday last night. We went to a comedy club. We laughed- you know actually that fucking tax thing is still getting to me, I mean I work just as hard as any bloody Canadian, but for some reason I get screwed! This is just picking on the new guy! I mean Simon got more than he asked for! More! How is that fair? I spent hours filling in the form (because the Canadian taxman is just too busy to do it himself) only to find I get done out of $230 just because I haven't been here as long as most- it's a piss take it really is. And don't even get me started on the rest of the tax system. You know they don't include the taxes on price tags? When did that ever seem like a good idea? Who sat down and decided it would be better if they left the taxes off? And then there's the tip! Try and split a bar tab between seven people in your head, without counting the money in the middle more than once! Can't be done!
God, I'm so angry I could scream! But then I'm in a library, and we all know "the Man" doesn't like noise in the library. Well fuck it, just fuck it! AAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGG
GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHWWWWWWWWWWW
WWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
RR RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
posted by Andrew at 6:51 PM
4 Comments:
Calm down dear, its only a commerical.
Alan Hansen was right after all.
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